If I Had A Complete Series Of ‘Martin’ For Every Thai Child Trapped In That Cave, I’d Have 1,584 Episodes Of Martin

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Stop What You’re Doing, I’ve Pissed Off A Wizard

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‘Tis The Season! Our Fruitcake Is Back With Less Pig Dick

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Nicki Minaj’s Friedrich Nietzsche Diss Track Is Brilliant

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RE: ACME Rocket Powered Roller Skates Recall

Note: This piece is fake and it was written for a Second City class.

At The Movies: Lamar and Darnell

It Follows is a legal RedBox review.

Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook

Video courtesy of The Onion featuring Casey Smith as Jeevis Jones.

At The Movies: Lamar and Darnell

Bootleg Movie Review: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (4 out of 5 loosies)

At the Movies: Lamar and Darnell

Bootleg Movie Review: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2 out of 5 loosies)

B$M Pledge.mov

Lamar (Jonathan Levy) and Darnell (Casey Jay Smith) sign the “Tim and Eric Billion Dollar” pledge to end bittorrents as Darnell’s movie has been bittorrented.