If I Had A Complete Series Of ‘Martin’ For Every Thai Child Trapped In That Cave, I’d Have 1,584 Episodes Of Martin

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The Summer Heat Is Here and It’s Time For Fewer School Shootings

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Stop What You’re Doing, I’ve Pissed Off A Wizard

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‘Tis The Season! Our Fruitcake Is Back With Less Pig Dick

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Nicki Minaj’s Friedrich Nietzsche Diss Track Is Brilliant

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RE: ACME Rocket Powered Roller Skates Recall

Note: This piece is fake and it was written for a Second City class.

Rehashing My Childhood Almost Destroyed My Life

Note: This piece is fake and it was written for a Second City class.

Almost Nude for Two-Hundred Dollars (A Reality Television Audition)

Originally posted on the Yahoo Contributor Network in 2014

Mysteries at the Museum “It Remains A Mystery”

Mysteries at the Museum “It Remains A Mystery” (featuring Casey Smith as Bobby Ford)

Greatest Mysteries: Sturgis

Greatest Mysteries: Sturgis (featuring Casey Smith as Jack McCall)